How to get rid of them?!?

Hav­ing been a real proud cow­ard for ages, flee­ing away as soon as a gen­tle zzzzzzz came into any per­cep­tion of sound or any uniden­ti­fied fly­ing object crossed any side sight, I was won­der­ing if I could really over­come a wasp’s inva­sion in my own beloved apart­ment.
I was per­suaded that this hon­estly pud­ding hearth behav­ior would have saved me from many dis­tresses like stings, bites, pricks and asso­ci­ated side effects. I could have not fig­ured out so far any other pos­si­ble ratio­nal reac­tions to such attacks and harass­ments than a plain outrush.

Let me tell you some­thing more about how this story began.

Though at first I was scared about liv­ing much closer to the coun­try­side than to the city, it was already Novem­ber and the autumn was going to delight me with falling leaves and no flow­ers and spring had sprung around.
It hap­pened soon, even before autumn was able to turn into win­ter, snow had been falling on our green area for weeks chang­ing it in a white area. It was such a high vol­ume of snow that the only things I could see fly­ing around were pure and white snowflakes, though the biggest ones ever seen. I could never have believed that I could have hated the snow as much as at the time, actu­ally I had no equip­ment to go through all that cold and ice and I felt like a pris­oner in my own house.

All of that was over and not soon, only in the late April/early May.
Such a long win­ter made me wish I could throw open the win­dows and any pos­si­ble green hints were most wel­comed. I could not have been dis­ap­pointed, in fact a green­est avalanche of trees and bushes and col­or­ful flow­ers sprawled in a few weeks and cov­ered every lit­tle cor­ner and edge as well as wide areas, regions which came into my sight from my neigh­bor­hood on.

My hero!

My Hero

Any­way a much more sub­stan­tial event changed our mind regard­ing this issue that was con­sid­ered just tem­po­rary. After some hol­i­days we went back home and found 14 dead wasps in our bed­room.
We did not waste time in any buri­als and mourn­ing and found the courage to go on and to think of global wasps´ exter­mi­na­tion. How­ever it was late evening and we wanted to go bed with­out feel­ing guilty because of eco­log­i­cal prin­ci­ples to be respected, so we just ignored the inva­sion and slept on it.

Nei­ther dreams nor our sleep­ing will put this prob­lem on hold, in fact 3 wasps woke us up early in the morn­ing cel­e­brat­ing our new life together. News­pa­per weapons worked well in this respect and we went back to sleep.

Nev­er­the­less many other wasps were out­side and look­ing for­ward to liv­ing with us. They adven­tur­ously passed through the shut­ter despite any pos­si­ble harm and found a pas­sage to our beloved house.